Vote rhymes with Stoat
And hi rhymes with bye, but first let's talk about elections Voting is just another way for people to feel like they have some kind of larger significance in the aftermath of the Big Bang and the before-math of the heat death of the universe, you know? But if we're talking on a national scale instead of a galactic scale... its gives the people choice in who represents them and makes choices for them. In addition, it creates less room for discontent. If someone who votes for candidate A ends up hating candidate A, then everyone will be like "hahaha ur fault" and if someone who votes for candidate B ends up hating candidate A, then it's something like "well u should've gotten ur neighbor to vote for B so technically it's still ur fault hahaha" Unfortunately, elections force people to choose between two sides, or "throw away their vote" by voting for an independent or third party, which is hugely frowned upon. Since most people are rel...

